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Happy Thursday everyone. What a great show we have tonight. I almost don’t want to share it with you. So, you know, WNBA star Britney Greiner stuck in Moscow prison, since February for trying to pass through Russian customs with a vaping pen filled with hemp oil. The greatest stress on the WNBA ever, due to the travel violation. Anyway, but really, how stupid is it? I mean, who is trying to enter a foreign land with illegal materials?
Kat Tempf: You’ll put me on a no watch list.
True, Kat once left Thailand with dozens of rodents, do not ask her how. But at least if you’re going to enter drug country, be better at it. Maybe spend a day or two at our border to see how it works. Or contact this guy for some advice. yes. yes. You clap now. You clap now. Furthermore, isn’t that why God made the rectal cavity? It’s how I bring a liter of soda from home to the movies, not to brag.
But it is clearly a ridiculous arrest and Greiner has pleaded guilty to possession. But then she complained that, when she was arrested, the Russian authorities did not read her rights. He is cute. This is like complaining that when you eat at Olive Garden, the hostess didn’t tell you the chefs weren’t from Italy. We’re pretty much the only place that reads your rights, Britney. This is one of the reasons why the National Anthem stands out, which Britney doesn’t do. In the meantime, Canada is lashing out at you for mentioning rights. That’s why I go there twice a year.
But we are learning now The United States offered a prisoner exchange In order to bring her with a US Marine, Paul Whelan, home. Biden reportedly supports the deal. So who are we trading with? Well, Victor Bout is a Russian arms dealer known as the “Dealer of Death,” and his arms sales have sparked deadly global conflicts. Russian officials have long wanted the return of Bout, who is serving a 25-year prison sentence in the United States after being convicted in 2011 of plotting to kill Americans, delivering anti-aircraft missiles, and aiding a terrorist organization. He got 25 more for his Nicolas Cage movie inspiration. Prosecutors wanted life, and it’s still more dangerous than someone shooting about 35% of the three-point streak. But now he can return to Russia in exchange for the Griner and the Marine.
Now to some, this trade seems more lopsided than a Trey Judy haircut, well, and the US State Department usually opposes such trade because it incentivizes countries to detain Americans, then use it as a bargaining chip. I mean, can you imagine if this guy was taken over by a country?
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That is why I rarely leave this country or my home. As you know, I once went to Jersey and was detained by the governor for 25 women without mustaches. This is really terrible.
But I realized that if I were to go anywhere around the world, I would be seen as stealing. Honestly, I deserve the entire college team. So, like Spirit Airlines, this trade can pose a threat to everyone who travels, according to the State Department. It’s a great joke. But even so, it seems difficult to leave two Americans languishing in Moscow’s prisons. So what will you do? I think the time has come.
Announcer: How do you complete a deal for a war criminal when your brain is made of spaghetti?
He is a death dealer and Greiner plays in the WNBA. We went to WNBA fans for comment.
It’s not fair, I actually enjoy the WNBA game because it’s basketball without all that annoying dipping. So is this the most unequal deal since colonists bought New York for some seashells? They take back an arms dealer with vital information that Putin can use. And we have an American who knows how to dodge. But do we need that? We already have Joe Biden. Don’t clap just yet, and besides, do we really need another six-foot woman to spend her night playing with orange balls? I told you not to clap, that was disgusting, awful, people are making me sick.
But Greiner is American, as is Whalen, a former Marine, and shouldn’t we try to take them out? But it is not that easy. Victor sent weapons to many West African conflicts. He is a friend of some very scary people, like Gaddafi and Hezbollah, and when it comes to terrorism, he is “the best player in the league”. But then there’s that sarcastic voice in my head that says, Aren’t we all playing one game of one?
The whole point of catching a Russian criminal is that in the event that Russia extorts an American citizen, two people can arm the civilians. When we catch a person from another country, he becomes not just a guest, he becomes a valuable currency unlike the dollar. So don’t think of them as prisons. Think of them as banks and then get creative, you don’t have to be prisoners. What if we make more deals where we threaten to send Americans we don’t want to foreign countries that don’t want them either? Like what if we gave them the cast”the view“And you did not hear the end of the deal, and in return we got this really talented Russian.
Oh. I haven’t seen a tongue move that fast since Superman sent out his Christmas cards. Yes, do you think it would be disgusting? But it’s a joke about stamp licking, I think. But think about the possibilities.
We can trade Michael Avenatti, Jussie Smollett, Joey Reed, Morning Joe, CNN’s full prime-time lineupEvery actor named Ryan, I hate them. Here are a few things we can even donate for free, you know, like the guy who honeymooned in Russia. In fact, we can do our part to support Russian communism by sending all these people. But in all seriousness. Oh. No need to applaud. But in all seriousness, the people who go to great lengths to catch the Death Merchant must be troublesome. Perhaps they risked their lives. But maybe if the trade was done, they would get the credit and get the thanks, because nobody ever thinks of them when people finally come home.
The bottom line is that Americans should help Americans. Even if I said bad things about my country in the past, it doesn’t matter. And I hope that if I get arrested in a country, my boss will do the same for me. Although I doubt Biden would set me free. Which is why we have to give him up before I go on my European vacation. So when a number of law enforcement officials handcuffed and gagged me, it was because I paid them.